> > An elderly man in Kentucky had owned a large
> > farm for several years. He had a large pond in the
> > back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he
> > fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
> > and some apple, and peach trees.
> >
> > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
> > as he hadn't been there for a while to look it
> > over.. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
> > bring back some fruit.
> >
> > As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
> > laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it
> > was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
> > his pond.
> >
> > He made the women aware of his presence and they
> > all went to the deep end.One of the
> > women shouted to him, "we're not coming
> > out until you leave!" The old man
> > frowned,
> > "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
> > swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
> >
> > Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed
> > the alligator."
> >
> > Some old men can still think fast!
> > farm for several years. He had a large pond in the
> > back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he
> > fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
> > and some apple, and peach trees.
> >
> > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
> > as he hadn't been there for a while to look it
> > over.. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
> > bring back some fruit.
> >
> > As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
> > laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it
> > was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
> > his pond.
> >
> > He made the women aware of his presence and they
> > all went to the deep end.One of the
> > women shouted to him, "we're not coming
> > out until you leave!" The old man
> > frowned,
> > "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
> > swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
> >
> > Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed
> > the alligator."
> >
> > Some old men can still think fast!
